Levi Johnston, the father of Sarah Palin's grandson, has agreed to pose nude in Playgirl magazine
The Celebrity Autopsy has acquired the exclusive photographs as well as some behind the scenes pics of the photo shoot
Here is a photo of Levi relaxing before the actual shoot in beautiful Barbados.
Airline transportation provided by TWA Airlines
T-shirt provided by K-mart
Alcoholic beverage provided by Wendy the bartender
This is the first photo in the Playgirl portfolio. This is the first glimpse we get at Levi's incredible physique. Notice the spongy biceps, the string bean arms, and the hard, one-pack abs.
Undergarment provided by Haynes
Skid marks provided by Bush's Baked Beans
Self loathing provided by skid marks
In this photo, Levi shows off his physical ability while at the same time clinching a cucumber in his anus.
Tennis shoes provided by Nike
Black socks provided by Walmart
Cucumber provided by Publix
Anal lube provided by Quaker State
No Playgirl photo spread would be complete without the traditional shot of genitals simulating a popular snack food.
Mustard provided by French's
Hotdog bun provided by Sunbeam
Loss of dignity provided by Douchebaggery
Here is a provocative shot of Levi walking down the beach.
Towel provided by Motel 6
G-string provided by National Auto Parts
Man tits provided by Duncan Hines
Being a whimsical party animal, Levi shows off his nutty fraternity gags to the staff. This guy is completely bananas!
Beer provided by Anheuser Busch
Mammoth beer gut provided by Anheuser Busch
Devastating immaturity provided by Anheuser Busch
Levi wades out in the water for this thrilling shot of his package. I believe they're chicken flavored.
Outy belly button provided by vileness
Fragile ego provided nonexistent father figure
Dissipating self esteem provided by having a Vienna sausage package
Levi promised a personal and up close exposé with this photo shoot. This shot was a little more personal than most people had anticipated.
Feces provided by Arby's
Shame provided by Levi Johnston
Levi Johnston provided by his mother's festering snatch
I have this overwhelming urge to castrate myself.
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Name: denna
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Date posted: January 08, 2010 - 07:50 pm
Message: this s**t nis sooo FUNNY! I love it!!
Name: poor baby
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Date posted: December 18, 2009 - 07:00 pm
Message: Heh. Hopefully the baby grows up to be an athlete or a model. Because between the retarded grandparents and deusch-bag father, things aren't looking so great.
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Date posted: November 27, 2009 - 12:02 pm
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Date posted: November 27, 2009 - 12:10 am
Message: bahahhahahahahaha This is SUPER FUNNY!
The Vienna Sausages are completley disgusting! along with everything else ofcourse!
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Date posted: November 26, 2009 - 08:06 pm
Message: Right on! Now eat me!
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