On October 17, 2007, Britney Spears exposed her vagina to the world.
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You can collect all of the commemorative plates in this series.
Lindsay Lohan Displays Her Monkey to the Press
Commemorative Plate
Christina Aguilera Presents Her Cooter to the Public
Commemorative Plate
Paris Hilton Exposes Her Manhole to Everyone
Commemorative Plate
Barak Obama Introduces His Snatch to the Nation
Commemorative Plate
And Many More!
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